Showing posts with label Congo-Brazzaville. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Congo-Brazzaville. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Eavesdropping on Bigfoot

 


A sneak peek (or rather eavesdropping) into the weird and wonderful world of cryptid *audio*. I´m not an expert on this niche topic, but from the top of my head, the Sierra sounds are frankly ridiculous. 

The most fascinating recording could be a Blue Jay (a known and extant species) mimicking an Ivory-Billed Woodpecker (an extinct species)! Either the jumbo-sized woodpecker is still around, or Blue Jays have been mimicking it for generations after it went extinct...

I also wonder what´s up with the Japanese Wolf, claimed to be extinct for over 100 years. Yet, freakin´ close-range photos of the beast exist?! With apologies to C S Lewis: Really, we are hard to please! If the Honshu Wolf is tojour vivant, that would be fascinating since they are believed to be the last surviving lineage of the Pleistocene Wolf, the direct ancestor of domestic dogs (the Grey Wolf apparently being a side lineage).

Of course, we have to kill the wolves anyway, LOL. Just make sure to send a frozen specimen to your local bio-lab for closer inspection...

   

Friday, March 12, 2021

The Mokele-mbembe has a competitor


It seems the world famous Mokele-mbembe has a competitor. It´s called the Mbielu-mbielu-mbielu and is supposed to be a Kentrosaurus redivivus. Yes, folks, Ashtar Command is back in the crypto-zoology fold again (or is it a menagerie), bringing you the latest news about neo-dinosaurs in darkest Congo, c/o the blog of indefatigable researcher emeritus Dr Karl Shuker. 

As usual, there is zero hard evidence that any of these mystery beasts exist at all, all we have being eye witness reports, but the subject is sufficiently fascinating for a brief mention on the blog to end all blogs (besides, we´re all tired of the Biden-Trump stand offs anyway). Even the cryptid-hunters are brave enough to admit that the "dinosaurs" might simply be unknown species of monitor lizards seen under unusual conditions, but hope springs eternal...  

Mbielu-mbielu-mbielu: So good they named it thrice!

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Bonobo: The Amazon Ape?



An anti-feminist site links to this old article from 2007, published in The New Yorker magazine. The article, however, does not state that bonobos (pygmy chimpanzees) are patriarchal. It says they are violent. ***The female bonobos gang up on and attack the males, perhaps even killing them.*** Sure, this may shock those who believe that bonobos are perfectly peaceful. I admit I once believed that myself (see my reviews of bonobo-related books on this blog). However, I fail to see how Amazon Apes disprove the women´s liberation movement... 


Saturday, December 22, 2018

The theory of the leisure class



Not sure what to say about the above documentary (taken from YouTube) about a peculiar subculture in Congo-Brazzaville known as "La SAPE" or "sapeurs". It´s absurd, of course, but so are many other things on this planet known as Terra to some of its inhabitans... 

Saturday, September 15, 2018

This review may contain North Korean state secrets



This is apparently an Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU), a close relative to the Darwinist Fish With Legs, the Happy Holiday greeting and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The fact that it's neither invisible, pink nor an unicorn is presumably part of the "in house joke". Ted Cruz (of all people) recently said that searching for moderate rebels in Syria is like searching for a purple unicorn. Cruz (who believes Jonah was swallowed by a big basking shark) apparently doesn't believe purple unicorns exist. Unfortunately for both Cruz and his Atheist-Materialist detractors, unicorns *do* exist. And we all know where, don't we...? Yepp, you guessed it: at a private wildlife preserve in Congo-Brazzaville, owned by Kim Jong-un. Sheesh, I assumed that was common knowledge!

Friday, September 14, 2018

Varieties of Marxist experience



“Marxist Regimes” is a series of books dealing with real or purported Marxist governments around the world. Most of them no longer exist, or no longer claim to be Marxist. This volume was published in 1989 and deals with three African nations: Benin, Congo-Brazzaville and Burkina Faso.

Thomas Sankara's revolutionary government in Burkina is well known, due to Sankara's personal charisma, populist mass mobilizations and international promotion. Sankara became a political martyr when he was killed in 1987 in a coup engineered by former associate Blaise Compaoré. “Marxist Regimes: Benin, The Congo, Burkina Faso” was written when Compaoré still claimed to be a left-wing radical who was only “rectifying” Sankara's revolution. Shortly afterwards, Compaoré engineered a purge and moved more obviously to the right, an event not analyzed in this volume. The article on Burkina Faso is relatively short and impressionistic, but nevertheless contains interesting information I haven't seen elsewhere. Sankara seem to be the only Marxist (or "Marxist") leader mentioned in this book who had genuine popular support.

Mathieu Kérékou's government in Benin and the slightly surrealistic People's Republic of the Congo are less well known to the politically interested public in the West. The extended article on Benin paints the picture of a highly repressive regime dominated by the military, dogmatically carrying out nationalizations while being completely dependent on foreign aid from France, the former colonial power. The author, Chris Allen, wonders whether Benin could usefully be called “Marxist” at all and argues that its statist policies are really inherited from colonialism, when the bureaucratic apparatus became the main dispenser of power and riches in the country. Politics in Benin after independence, “left” or right, is really about dividing the spoils from the state, which Kérékou's regime has made even stronger. At times, Benin's Marxist (if that's what it was) regime was involuntarily comical. Thus, the authorities wanted to stamp out belief in witchcraft. The campaign included persecution of the “witches” themselves, denounced as purveyors of feudal superstition. (The “witches” were presumably a kind of shamans.) Soon, the entire thing went out of hand and began to look like a *real* witch-hunt á la Salem, with the obligatory denunciations of elderly women, torture of suspects by placing them inside a “ring of fire”, etc. The anti-superstition campaign probably made belief in witches even more entrenched…

Congo-Brazzaville is often regarded as a parody of a Marxist revolution, due to the strong dichotomy between the stereotypical Marxist-Leninist rhetoric of the “People's Republic” and the political realities, foremost of which was a strong dependence on capitalist-imperialist French aid. The tendency of some Marxists in the Congo to believe in black magic haven't exactly helped. Still, a certain political logic can be discerned, with clashes between a “Maoist” faction based largely on disaffected urban youth, and a “pro-Soviet” faction largely based in the military. The former were the “Jacobins” of the revolution, while the latter stood for stability and Realpolitik. The quasi-Byzantine purges and counter-purges eventually led to the ascendancy of Denis Sassou-Nguesso, regarded as pro-Soviet and pro-military. Otherwise, the story of Congo-Brazzaville is the usual one, with ethnic tensions, a “resource curse” due to oil revenue, unprofitable state enterprises and a bloated public sector largely manned by sociology students with no technical or scientific skills. Congo-Brazzaville was used as a staging ground for Cuban troops during the conflict in Angola. Since the book was published in 1989, it doesn't mention the next chapters in the saga. Suffice to say is that Sassou-Nguesso is back as Congolese president after a brief but devastating civil war, but (of course) no longer claims to be a Marxist…

While “Marxist Regimes: Benin, The Congo, Burkina Faso” isn't intended for the general reader, it should be a relatively easy read for students and is probably indispensable if you by any chance is interested in the history of these three nations, particularly Benin and Congo-Brazzaville.
I therefore give it four stars.

Good for magickal work?





A review of a Communist flag sold by Amazon. 

This is the flag of Congo-Brazzaville as it looked like from 1970 to 1992, when the country was a Communist-inspired “people's republic”. Note the similarity to the Soviet flag, but with different implements. The ruling party of the Congo was known as the PCT. Yet, there seem to be some questions regarding how “orthodox” the PCT cadres really were in their Marxism-Leninism…

In 1973, the corpse of killed coup plotter (and ersatz Maoist) Ange Diawara was put on public display to prevent the rise of a Messianic cult around his personality. After the assassination of Marxist president Ngouabi in 1977, a number of his supporters murdered the Catholic archbishop of Brazzaville, accusing him of using black magic to neutralize Ngouabi's invulnerability to bullets. In 1987, rebel leader Pierre Anga (a former member of the Central Committee of the PCT) was alleged to use magic potions to become invulnerable to government bullets. A similar superstition had existed in Congo-Leopoldville during the 1960's among followers of Maoist revolutionary Pierre Mulele…

The above information was coined, for your benefit, from “Marxist Regimes: Benin, The Congo, Burkina Faso”.

The world, agent Cooper, is a strange and beautiful place.

Saturday, September 8, 2018

The cryptid connection




In my previous review of "River Monsters", I pointed out that it was about real "monsters" a.k.a. out-sized fish, not about cryptids á la the Loch Ness monster or Bigfoot. Not that I mind cryptids - I'm an avid watcher of ripped "Finding Bigfoot" episodes on Youtube, but I somehow got the impression that alligator gars, bull sharks or killer catfish might be somewhat deadlier than Nessie or Matilda the sleeping sasquatch!

However, it seems "River Monsters" just couldn't let the cryptid angle alone.

This season includes an episode called "Alaskan Horror", in which Jeremy Wade travels to Lake Iliamna in Alaska to investigate local legends about a lake monster with a somewhat more fierce reputation than good ol' Nessie. Unfortunately, he never catches it. Incidentally, as an arm-chair crypto-zoologist, I happen to believe in the same theory about the real identity of the monster as Wade - it's probably a jumbo sized white sturgeon unknown to science (and the Russian caviar industry).

Otherwise, I must say that I'm surprised Wade hasn't been killed or seriously injured when taping this series. I wonder how his body guards look like? Like Bigfoot? In two episodes, Wade actually goes to the Congo River, flanked by two nations rocked by brutal civil wars: Congo-Kinshasa and Congo-Brazzaville. Joseph Conrad, are you listening? In "Rift Valley Killers", our valiant fisher king makes a landfall at the Rift Valley in Ethiopia, where he encounters crocodiles in the bush, short-tempered hippos and a community of fugitives wanted by the law who are trying to eek out an existence in the forbidding area (presumably Ethiopian prisons are even worse!). "Death Ray" takes Wade to Thailand, where he was once arrested, suspected of being a Communist spy. Undaunted, he just has to travel upstream the Mekong River to the border with Laos, still a Vietnamese ally. This time, he avoids arrest, and later witnesses the live birth of two cute little stingrays. Well, what a contrast to the other episodes!

I admit I'm something of a free-loader when it comes to "River Monsters". I usually watch ripped episodes free of charge over at Youtube. Unfortunately for me, most episodes of this particular season only exist in dub versions, and I'm afraid my French, Spanish and Byelorussian (?) is somewhat rusty. With that caveat, I will nevertheless award Jeremy Wade's extreme angles...(pun sort of intended)...five stars.