Bananas

 

Chairman Mao, come back, all is forgiven! How is this even possible? Money laundering? Is crypto real money in the first place? 

So some "crypto entrepreneur" bought a banana for 6 million dollars and then consumed it. The banana was apparently "conceptual art"?!  

Crypto entrepreneur eats banana he bought for 6 million dollars

Tagen av banan

 

Banangate fortsätter. Läs innan AB låser artikeln! Visst känns det tryggt att Aftonbladet tar tag i de *verkligt* viktiga nyheterna...

Ministerns 44 mejl om bananförbud

Bananprivilegier

 

Aftonbladets krönikör tycker det är skitroligt att utrymmen måste "banansäkras" när jämställdhetsministern är i farten.

Och visar därmed sina, ska vi säga, bananprivilegier. Det verkar nämligen som att alla inte riktigt håller med...

Apropå veckans knäppaste nyhet!

Ministerns bananfobi är glada nyheter

Tvingades åka 46 våningar för att slänga banan åt ministern

Absolutely bizarre

This is the actual moment when "the Q Shaman" enters the Senate chamber and becomes Vice President for a minute or two.

Absolutely freakin' bizarre.

Q Shaman enters the Senate

Domitian is dead

Congress just certified the election results. I guess this means that Joe Biden can LARP as Nerva for the next four years.

Or is it four months?

Unfortunately for the patricians, there doesn't seem to be any Trajan waiting in the wings. And the barbarians are already at the gates.

The plebeians just breached them.

The long hot winter of the Empire is coming. Woe to the vanquished! 

Epiphany

6 January, 2021. A date that won't be forgotten any time soon.

I knew that Trump was LARP-ing populism. I didn't expect him to LARP a putsch. 

Wtf.