Showing posts with label J R R Tolkien. Show all posts
Showing posts with label J R R Tolkien. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Insular dwarfism

 


Overheard on the interwebs: the Tolkien Estate actually forbade (or tried to forbid) scientists from calling specimens of Homo floresiensis "Hobbits".

So heeeeere we go, chat!

Hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits..hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...hobbits...

But wait a sec. Åke Ohlmark´s Swedish translation of "Lord of the Rings" was unauthorized, so I suppose Swedish scientists could call Homo floresiensis "hober"? Sue my ass, dude! 

Friday, May 22, 2026

Balrogs R Us

 


Gemini right now. I didn´t know Gandalf and the Balrog were "public figures". Or real at all. But whatever...

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Tolkien: Lovecraftian Mason?

 


OK, this was a new angle. At least, I haven´t heard it before! Is Tolkien´s "The Lord of the Rings" influenced by Freemasonry? And apart from the Craft, there is also...Lovecraft! 

Hmmm... 

Speak, friend, and enter

Sunday, February 8, 2026

Witches in the wardrobe

 


A rather bland and predictable criticism of Rudolf Steiner´s Anthroposophy c/o Doreen Virtue and a former Waldorf School teacher. There is one funny quip: Virtue at one point wonders if Ahriman is a character from "Lord of the Rings"! 

But sure, I suppose Steiner really was an occultist. Although my main problem with Steiner Schools is that the students don´t actually seem to learn anything...

Not even occultism.

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Orang Bunian

 


A slightly humorous look at Malay fairy beliefs c/o a popular YouTube channel registered in Singapore. 

The fairies are known as Orang Bunian. The lore has interesting parallels with "our" fairy beliefs. The Orang Bunian abduct humans, want to marry them to beget hybrid children, and cause time distortions. They are clearly humanoid in appearence and live in the deep forests in a mysterious settlement known as Alamzara. More surprising is the claim that the Bunian are Muslims and spend most of their time reciting the Quran!

The video looks at two high profile cases from Malaysia. One is the disappearence and alleged abduction of a young hiker. Weirdly, he seems to have gotten lost at a popular tourist destination! The Singaporean content-creator (Sneaky Sushii) thinks the story is cringe and is fairly (pun intended) skeptical towards it. 

The other story is about a very real disappareance of a Malaysian athlete in the jungle during a competition. His friends and family believed the poor man was abducted by fairies and even tried to convince the Bunian to return him safely during a search expedition. The whole thing is more tragic than comic.

Apparently, these ancient Malay beliefs have been overlaid in the Internet age with a modern Western fantasy aesthetic perhaps derived from Peter Jackson´s LOTR films. Indeed, this video is in itself an example of this Tolkien-ization of the Orang Bunian. Which is fascinating in itself! But the most intriguing question remains: why are there fairy beliefs...you know...everywhere?      

Friday, November 21, 2025

Átaremma

 

- This is how you should pray...

OK, this was...unexpected. Or maybe not. But I haven´t double-checked it, though.

Has somebody "translated" the Lord´s Prayer to Tolkien´s fantasy language Quenya?

Yes — J.R.R. Tolkien himself made a Quenya translation of the Lord’s Prayer, called “Átaremma”. Tolkien Gateway+2Elvish+2

Here is one (final version) of it:

Átaremma i ëa han ëa,
na aire esselya;
aranielya na tuluva,
na care indómelya
cemende tambe Erumande.
Ámen anta síra ilaurëa massamma,
ar ámen apsene úcaremmar
sív’ emme apsenet tien i úcarer emmen.
Álame tulya úsahtienna
mal áme etelehta ulcullo.
Násië. Eldamo+1

A few notes:

  • There are six versions (I–VI) of this prayer in Quenya, as Tolkien revised it over time. Elfdict+2Elvish+2

  • In his final version (“VI”), he uses i ëa han ëa for “who art in Heaven,” which literally means “who is beyond the Universe (Eä).” Tolkien Gateway+1

  • The closing “Násië” is his Quenya for “Amen.” Eldamo

So yes — not just fan-made, but canon (i.e., by Tolkien) translation.

If you like, I can send a full side-by-side English ↔ Quenya version (with grammar notes) — do you want me to do that? 

Thursday, September 4, 2025

What seems to be the problem?

 


So the most distant star ever discovered, nicknamed Earendel, might not be a star after all, but a star cluster. And still bloody distant. So what exactly seems to be the problem here? 

Ooops! We have a problem.

Monday, February 24, 2025

Crystal ball

 


In Tolkien´s "Lord of the Rings" (or at least in the LOTR films), Sauron uses magical crystal balls known as palantírs to spy on Middle Earth. The palantírs are Sauron´s "eyes". Or a fantasy-esque form of surveillence technology, if you like. However, the sinister crystals can also be used to brainwash and control select people. Thus, the wizard Saruman (who was originally good) is "turned" and joins the dark side through the power of Sauron transmitted by one of the palantírs. 

And yeah, after reading Wiki´s nerdy entry on the topic, I realize that the full story is much more subtle than in Jackson´s movie adaption. But...

While created by the Elves, the palantírs are at best ambivalent, at worst evil. Apparently, they were Tolkien´s Christian-inspired warning against magic and pagan divination. Which still makes it...I don´t know...strange that Peter Thiel calls his computer software business Palantir. Yes, this would be the same Thiel who "created" J D Vance, the current vice president of the United States and heir-apparent to a certain Donald Trump. So who is Sauron and who is Saruman in this scenario? Asking for a friend named Gandalf!

Thiel has double citizenship, the US and New Zealand. It´s almost as if I want to write a science fiction short story in which Thiel and Vance tries to overthrow Trump, fails, Thiel escaping to New Zealand in the process. The story ends with Trump ordering the Joint Chiefs of Staff to invade the Pacific island-nation (a US ally). Suspense ending! 

Or is this too realistic? I mean, I don´t want to get arrested next time I show my ass in the Lower 48. Or on the North Island, for that matter. 

Friday, August 9, 2024

This *is* fiction, right?

 





In Sweden, Kanal 5 shows the Olympic Games. The broadcast ends at midnight. For some reason, this week they decided to show the LOTR films immediately afterwards?! And tonight, they show "Dune"...

The contrast to the Summer Games couldn´t be greater. 

Above, some crazy clips from "The Two Towers" and "The Return of the King" featuring Sméagol a.k.a. Gollum. Why does LOTR look more and more like a real story with every passing year, I mean, the stuff almost scares the beejesus out of me!  

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

An Anthropocene worth having

 



An interesting essay signed John Michael Greer, which is both very radical and very moderate at the same time. 

While rejecting the present-day environmentalist movement as completely integrated into the corporate-statist system, JMG´s solution isn´t outright primitivism but rather a kind of decentralized conservation of natural resources for the benefit of both animals, plants and - surprise - humans. Indeed, humans can improve a natural wasteland and make it more ecologically diverse. Note JMG´s reference to "Dune"! 

I´m not optimistic, to be honest, but sure, it´s worth reading. And perhaps trying... 

An Anthropocene worth having



Sunday, October 15, 2023

Encounter with Gandalf

 




A Heathen (as in Asatru) speaks about his spiritual experiences, including a visionary dream of "Gandalf" (really Odin of course). Short but quite interesting! The man lives in northern Texas, in the middle of the Bible Belt, and was a convert to Catholicism before he became an Asatruer. 

Friday, October 6, 2023

Balrog Moment


Be the Sun! Like Gandalf on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm, confronting the Balrog, we have to reveal our true angelic natures and stand in the Light. Some pep talk from David Spangler.

A Balrog Moment 


Monday, August 14, 2023

Steiner´s Babylon



Are there similarities between the space opera TV franchies "Babylon 5" and Anthroposophy? Or is it all LOTR fan fiction?

No idea, but it struck me that the war between the Shadows and the Vorlons could be seen as a conflict between Ahrimanic and Luciferic spirits. The Luciferic forces, which everyone assumed represents the "good spiritual guys", turn out to be just as problematic for further human evolution as the more obviously evil Ahrimanic host. Perhaps Commander Sheridan could be seen as a very angry Christ-being, expelling the lot from our galaxy, rather than "balancing" them? 

In one episode, we also get to see the last human, who looks a bit like a Vorlon, before he too leaves the galaxy for greener evolutionary pastures. Is this based on Steiner´s idea of a future "Vulcan" incarnation, during which humans become like gods and indeed reach higher and loftier elevations? 

No idea, and it probably means nothing, but there you go!

Saturday, February 25, 2023

One AI to rule them all


Was Amazon´s fantasy series "The Rings of Power" written by Artificial Intelligence? An interesting theory from the darker recesses of cyberspace... 

Did AI write dem ringz of power?

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

Enkelspåriga myter?

Bilbo möter Gollum i Tove Janssons tappning

Och så var det dags igen...

Detta ständiga tjatande om att karaktärerna i "Sagan om ringen" är så endimensionella, antingen helt onda eller helt goda. 

Guys, det beror på att Tolkien skrev MYTOLOGI. Krypto-kristen mytologi, närmare bestämt. Men litteraturkritikerna låtsas fortfarande att "Lord of the Rings" är en vanlig roman...

Suck.

George R R Martins "Game of Thrones" (eller vad nu eposet heter i dess helhet - har inte orkat kolla) hyllas däremot vederbörligen för sina mångfacetterade karaktärer. 

OK, jag har något att säga om "Game of Thrones". Den fete jänkaren Martin har alltså stulit Europas senantika och medeltida historia (ja, King´s Landing är Konstantinopel), lagt till lite fornnordisk mytologi, sydstatsrasism, anti-semitiska stereotyper och en jäkla massa tortyrporr, och kallat detta "Game of Thrones". Och denna andefattiga spis skulle alltså vara något slags fantastiskt alternativ till Tolkien?!

Jag har inte läst snuskgubben Martins romaner, men det jag har läst om dem ger vid handen att de är *ännu* värre än TV-serien...

Dax för Rohans ryttare att rida ut och göra en liten insats, tror jag!

Sunday, August 14, 2022

300 stood against many

 


So I recently watched "300", the pseudo-historical fantasy film from 2006 about the Battle of Thermopylae (in 480 BC) . The film isn´t bad, but it does suffer from a horrid "Lord of the Rings" complex - as in Peter Jackson´s films. Many of the Persian troops look like Orchs, the traitor Ephialtes is obviously Gollum, Theron has similarities with Worm-Tongue, and the Ephors are probably based on Saruman. Two of the Spartan soldiers banter in a way similar to Legolas and Gimli. David Wenham, who starred Faramir in "LOTR" evolves into a more Aragorn-like character in this production. There are also some similarities with "Gladiator". 

But what struck me about all, was how much pop culture has changed since 2006. "300" is very "right wing", and could probably not have been made today. It would be condemned as "fascist". The Spartans (who are portrayed almost as they were in real life - or at least in Athenian sources) are the heroes clearly representing "the West". The "Persians", by contrast, are surprisingly often Black (Persia didn´t control any part of sub-Saharan Africa), Arab bedouins, or simply demonic. The film is also "straight", with Ephialtes being seduced by part-lesbian orgies, and "boy-lover" being an insult of choice against the effeminate Athenians. Leonidas, by contrast, is the quintessential heterosexual lover. I sometimes wonder if Hollywood (hardly a conservative bastion) wasn´t simply trolling, making films like "300"?

One intriguing aspect is that the Spartans are - if you look closely enough - portrayed as secular, rational and lovers of logic, while the "Persians" stand for "mysticism" and are led by a bizarre god-king. Leonidas defies both his own "gods" (the Ephors and the Oracle) and the Persian "god" Xerxes. Is this Hollywood´s secret cue that the film is *really* about atheism being good, and Christianity (not just Islam) being bad? Who knows?  

Worth pondering, perhaps.