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A quote from the All-Knowing Wikipedia: "Tetrapods emerged within lobe-finned fishes, so cladistically they are fish as well." Tetrapods include humans, so "cladistically" this means that you´re fish. Fish of the clade Sarcopterygii, to be more exact.
I´m sure you would rather be descended from ants, cockroaches or other such cool creatures, but naah, you´re fish. The fossil of one of your distant cousins (cladistically speaking) has actually been found in northern Canada. Yes, that would be the famous Tiktaalik, the name of which simply means "large freshwater fish" in the local Inuit language (linguistically speaking).
That´s what you are, human-oid. You´re just a large freshwater fish with a terrible attitude. Cladistically speaking, of course.
Personally, I´m a kind of lily. But you knew that already, I assume.
