Showing posts with label Burevestnik. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Burevestnik. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Obegränsad räckvidd

 


Har ju med spänning följt turerna kring Rysslands domedagsmissil Burevestnik ("Stormsvalan") under några år. Så jag kan lika gärna länka till detta (innan artikeln blir låst, vilket jag gissar att den kommer att bli). Rysslands konventionella armé verkar ju vara lite ringrostig, men deras nukleära förmåga verkar det (ännu) inte vara något fel på. Tyvärr! 

Norska varningen: Ryska supervapnet fungerar

Saturday, March 9, 2024

Nuking Yellowstone

 


OK, this was unusual. The content-creator actually *debunks* an apocalyptic rumor, specifically the Russian claim that they can hit the Yellowstone caldera with a nuclear-armed missile and trigger a new eruption of the super-volcano, which would then devastate all of North America. 

In reality, even a direct hit with such a missile would at most devastate the Yellowstone national park. But sure, maybe that *is* worth massive MAD-type retaliation? I mean, we can´t let the Rooskees nuke our bisons and wolves, can we now? :D 

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Baltic Caucus

 

- You have to come back, old man,
the Russians have a nuclear-powered cruise missile!
We need your vast scientific knowledge to stop it!
- Not a chance, I´m going to attain Rainbow Body instead...

A breaking story. Most of the GOP don´t seem willing to spend more money on Ukraine. Is this another faction trying to put pressure on the quasi-isolationist House Republicans? 

According to Wiki, Mike Turner (also GOP) has connections to the US military and NATO. He is also a de facto lobbyist in Congress for the Baltic republics! I had no idea there was a bipartisan House Baltic Caucus?! 

So the answer seems to be "yes": Turner is absolutely attempting to influence the other GOP Congressmen in a more pro-Ukrainian direction.

What´s much less clear is what the Russian threat could be. Could it be some kind of AI capability? My guess would be nuclear-powered cruise missiles, since even a certain Mr Trump considered them a threat, even to the point of bragging that the US might have something similar...

Developing.  

House Intel Chairman announces "serious national security threat", sources say it´s related to Russia

Monday, May 25, 2020

Muh Russians no more



The length to which Trump is willing to go in order to prove to Joe Biden (and LRP-COFI) that he isn´t a Russian asset... 

Jokes aside, if this continues, we might get a nuclear winter even before we die of over-heating due to climate change! 


Saturday, February 1, 2020

Tillväxtens gränser flyttas framåt...



...och det är som vanligt Norge som leder ligan. De har olja och CCS också. Sverige har torvtäkter. Eller nåt. Fast visst är väl Svalbard en internationell zon? Vad händer när Russki Pushki Kaputjnik får reda på att ett NATO-land just upptäckt mineraler värda 1000 miljarder (sic) i ett rätt så omstritt område...? 

Antingen är västalliansen räddad. Eller så blir det atomkrig och 1000 miljarder människor dööööör.

Som vanligt, alltså. 

Norskt fynd: mineraler värda 1000 miljarder

Saturday, January 4, 2020

Sunday, November 24, 2019

Why Greta Thunberg will fail



An article from "The National Interest" about the new Russian super-weapons. Or rather projected super-weapons. The author isn´t entirely convinced that Russia can pull these projects off. 

Well, what a relief.

I´m being ironic. 

I think it´s obvious how the world will look like during the next 20 years or so. Resource wars about oil, copper and REMs. A new arms race between the great powers. Civil wars and revolutions. And on top of this, that little thing called AGW which may kill millions of people, and permanently displace millions more. But sure, with a little luck, I suppose we could avert a literal apocalypse...

Perhaps Greta really should go back to school. Then both me and her could join a Buddhist monastery or something! 

See you all next week. 


Have fun, guys



Amazing how US broadcasters can turn everything into entertainment. This CNN segment, from December 2018, features a guy who tries to act like a stand-up comedian when explaining Russia´s new doomsday weapons. Or is it just my Swedish seriousness that´s playing tricks with me?

Well, at least its good to know that *somebody* is having a great time around here!

The rest of us are running for our basements...

A carbon-neutral apocalypse


It just struck me that the Burevestnik, the new Russian doomsday weapon, could be seen as carbon-neutral since its energy comes from a nuclear reactor. And a nuclear reactor is good for the environment, right? Or at least so they say.

What a relief to know that we will be killed by a carbon-neutral version of Dr Strangelove. 

Sometimes, there really is progress. 

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Thou art saved, Earthlings. A message from the God-Emperor




He´s got the whole world in his hand, he´s got the whole world in his hand, he´s got the whole wide world in his hand... 

Trump, Salman and al-Sisi prepare ORB INITIATION to save Western civ (and Sunni Muslims) from evil Russian Burevestnik! 

How can this be? For he *is* the Kwisatz Haderach.

Stormy Petrel



I admit that this was *really* scary to read, no irony! It´s also one of the reasons why we can´t just stop using fossil fuels. Or fissile material, for that matter... 

Russia reveals unstoppable missile

So we are either fucked over by anthropogenic global warming, or nuked in the ass by the Burevestnik. 

Maybe Prince Siddharta was on to something after all when he sat under that tree!