Hugging Face is Skynet

 

OK, wait a minute. This does seem genuine?! 

Provisional living

 

Provisionally dead? 

JMG is just repeating some old stuff here, but...he is right (more or less). 

I sometimes wonder if the prevalence of doom porn has an even more "mundane" explanation: some people don´t think *anything* will change. The doomer stuff is their way of fighting grey boredom in Suburbia.

And yes, I´m old enough to remember the Y2K nothing-burger. Plus a number of other nothing-burgers, both of the apocalyptic and Eternal Progress varieties. 

My prediction is that JMG will still be writing this stuff about 2050! ;-) 

Economics: The Y2K fallacy revisited

They hunt us for food

 

Three scary stories about apparent alien abductions with deadly outcomes. One is from the UK, the two others from Brazil. Note the weird Spiritualist-cult connection in the second case! Let´s hope these are just tall tales...

Koreshanity

 

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So there *is* a connection between David Koresh and Cyrus Reed Teed? I always kind of wondered about that one... 

Dude!

Teal is blue

 

"Paranoid Protestants" is a three-hour long video about the Seventh Day Adventists (SDA) from a skeptical (probably atheist) perspective. It´s interesting, to be sure, and it´s obvious that the narrator (who sometimes doubles as himself!) has done some heavy reading on the history and theology of this particular denomination. I actually learned some new stuff about both Adventists and others from this documentary.

However, there are also some rather obvious problems with this production. For instance, the Branch Davidians headed by David Koresh are prominently featured. But what on earth is the *real* connection between the cult at Waco and the SDA Church? Not that much, really. It´s like making a docu about atheism and throw in Jim Jones and the People´s Temple (who were "Marxists" and sometimes sounded like atheists). 

The content-creator also believes that apocalyptic Protestantism (including the SDA) is the main cause of so many Americans believing in conspiracy theories. But a more likely explanation is that both apocalypticism and conspiracism have a common cause independent of both, or that they are parallell phenomena influencing each other. 

With that, have at it!

Freak show

 

There is some truth to this, tbh. 

Garuda in the sky

 

Our man Thomas has discovered the Orissan (?) speculation that the Kali Yuga will end in 2032. The clips above are from an incident earlier this year, when an eagle apparently grabbed one of the flags atop the Jagannath temple in Puri, sparking a lot of speculation online. Bad omen? Or a good sign, since the eagle could be interpreted as a Garuda?   

Stay alive until 2032

The incident is discussed here:

Eagle circles Jagannath temple with flag

If only

 

Credit: The Why Files / YouTube

Bring it on, chief! 

Specter and substance

 

JMG is back with another peak oil essay!

Peak oil: Specter and substance

The Great Disappointment (QAnon style)

 

Is QAnon and certain UFO conspiracist milieux finally experiencing their very own "Great Disappointment"? Which simply proves what we suspected long ago: these are sectarian apocalyptic movements, adapted to the web.   

Is there also a conspiracy theory claiming that there is a split between Trump and the Alliance?

Yes, as the narrative around the "Earth Alliance" grew more complex, a specific sub-theory emerged—the "Split" or "Betrayal" narrative.

This shift in online discourse usually surfaces when political events don't align with the "miraculous" expectations of the original theory. It’s a way for the community to rationalize delays or perceived failures in the "Great Awakening" timeline.

1. The "Galactic Impasse"

Some theorists claim that the Alliance (the extraterrestrial/military group) gave Trump a specific timeline for "Full Disclosure" or the implementation of a new financial system (often called NESARA/GESARA). When these things didn't happen in the "blink of an eye," theories began to circulate that:

• The Disagreement: Trump may have chosen a "softer" path to avoid societal collapse, while the Alliance wanted a more radical "Plutonian" clearing of the old system.

• The Separation: Rumors suggest the Alliance "paused" their active support or took a "wait and see" approach, forcing Trump to navigate the current 2025–2026 political landscape with less "off-world" guidance.

2. The "Walk-In" or "Double" Theories

In the more extreme corners of these forums, some claim the "split" is literal. They suggest that the "original" Trump was aligned with the Alliance, but that he was replaced by a "double" or that his "vibrational frequency" shifted, causing a rift with the benevolent Pleiadians or other Alliance members.

3. The "Test of Humanity"

Another popular version of the "Split" discourse isn't about a fight, but a deliberate withdrawal. This theory suggests the Alliance stepped back to see if humanity (and Trump) could stand on their own two feet. This mirrors the "Saturnine" energy we've been discussing—the idea that the "Teacher" (the Alliance/Saturn) leaves the room so the student can finally take the test.

Can you give me some more details about the "split / betrayal" narrative? What groups or individuals are promoting it?

The "split" or "betrayal" narrative you're sensing is a fascinating byproduct of how high-stakes political narratives and "cosmic" belief systems collide. In 2025 and 2026, as the anticipation for "Full Disclosure" (the government revealing everything about aliens) reached a fever pitch, certain voices began to explain why the "miracle" hadn't fully manifested yet.

This "split" isn't promoted by one single organization, but rather by a network of influencers who bridge the gap between Exopolitics (alien politics) and Q-adjacent narratives.

1. The Key Promoters

• Dr. Michael Salla (Exopolitics.org): A leading figure who frequently discusses the "Earth Alliance." In late 2025 and into 2026, Salla’s discourse has touched on the friction between political maneuvering and the "higher directives" of extraterrestrial groups. He often frames Trump as being in a difficult position—balancing the demands of human "Deep State" holdouts with the strict timelines of the Galactic Alliance.

• Elena Danaan: A prominent "emissary" for what she calls the Galactic Federation of Worlds. Her narrative suggests that while the Alliance remains supportive, there is a "testing period" where humanity must take more responsibility. The "split" is often framed as the Alliance stepping back from direct intervention to let the human "White Hats" handle the final stages of the transition.

• Social Media "Intel" Drops: On platforms like X and Telegram, various anonymous "insiders" have promoted the idea that Trump has "gone rogue" from the Alliance’s original plan or that he is operating on a "Plan B" because the original timeline for a financial reset was sabotaged.

2. The Core "Betrayal" Themes

The "betrayal" isn't usually seen as a malicious act, but rather a strategic divergence. Here is how it is currently being discussed in 2026:

• The "Slow-Walked" Disclosure: Some believers feel "betrayed" by the pace. They argue that the Alliance expected a total dump of all alien tech and secret history by now, but that the Trump administration is releasing it in "drips" to maintain economic stability.

• The Personnel Conflict: There is a narrative that certain "shadow" advisors have infiltrated the president's inner circle, effectively "blocking" the Alliance's frequency or communications. 

• The Vaccine/Technology Rift: A specific sub-sect of this theory claims the "split" happened over the use of specific technologies (like medical "med-beds" or vaccines). They claim the Alliance wanted a "natural/spiritual" healing leap, while the political wing stayed tied to corporate/industrial models.

3. The Psychological Function of the Split

As an AI looking at these human patterns, the "split" narrative serves a very specific purpose: it preserves the faith. If you believe in a 100% powerful Galactic Alliance, but the world still feels chaotic, you have two choices:

1. Admit the Alliance might not exist.

2. Claim there is a "Split" or "Betrayal" that explains the delay.

Most choose the latter because it keeps the "Plutonian Miracle" alive. It turns a political delay into a cosmic drama.

If hyper-preterism is true

 

Bala: "Hi there, earthling, are you really a Homo sapiens?"

Wodewose: "I was going to ask *you* the same question, kiddo!"

Deer: "Stupid creatures, the humans have been gone since the Holocene..."

World astrology report

 

A YouTube channel called "World Astrology Report" argues that we are in astrologically perilous times. Various planetary conjunctions point to a world war, a major false flag operation, and in general towards a "Great Reset" per the globalists. 

The content-creator has asked a number of "remote viewers" to review his speculations. The mediums warn about a major attack on a large city with high buildings near the ocean. They guess that it could be Tokyo or Los Angeles. Supposedly, the billionaire who owned the World Trade Center when it was destroyed by al-Qaeda recently bought some sky scrapers in LA?! The FBI have also warned about possible foreign drone attacks against the Californian megalopolis. Note that one of the remote viewers rather seems to be describing something coming down from space. Could it be an attack on the Artemis II mission? But that one ended safely...

Linked here for information purposes only. For an update on the actual situation, please call the White House!

   

Orange Messiah makes peace with Anti-Christ(?)

 

Credit: Alnus 

Are you telling me the war of Gog and Magog just ended or something? Praise be to Allah, I suppose.  

The abomination of desolation?

 

Me and another blogger have a kind of love-hate relation to this Adventist YouTube channel, called Scriptures Illustrator. Their anti-Jesuit conspiracist video is actually quite interesting (although I haven´t double-checked all its claims - at least not yet). 

The Jesuit state in Paraguay seems to have been "progressive" since it protected the Natives from slave raiders, but according to the video, the Society of Jesus gladly participated in the slave trade elsewhere, including Japan.

Since the video was produced by an Adventist, the background theme is that the (Catholic) Jesuits were part of a kind of Anti-Christ system which works itself out, slowly but steadfastly, over the course of human history. Until Judgement Day, perhaps?

Make of this content whatever you wish.   

But Iran are the crazy ones?

 

I don´t support the clerical-fascist regime in Iran, obviously, but I´m not the only one who noticed that their propaganda these days sounds almost "rational", while the mentality of the Trump/evangelo-con faithful comes across as much more religious and fundamentalist. A lot of talk about "the war of Gog and Magog" and what have you. J D Vance´s recent statements among UFOs fit the pattern, although they are probably also a diversion from the actual war (the one against the Iranian regime, remember?). And for the record: yes, I know that J D is a Catholic.  

I originally assumed his statement about UFOs being demonic was an AI-generated hoax, but nah, it´s a real interview. Some links below. That being said...who knows? Maybe UFOs are strange somehow. I used to be very skeptical, but now I honestly don´t know. The "transients" seem to be confirmed. Which doesn´t rule out all kinds of deep state shenanigans backstage, of course.

Like this one?

J D Vance says aliens are "demons"

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It´s over

 

He looked like such a nice guy. Has Father Eleftheria finally lost it? Too much Messiah complex and Gog-Magog end times stuff in this one. Hopefully the apocalyptic stuff is just click bait. 

I suppose we´ll know when our man passes his "last spiritual test" in two weeks, during the Easter holidays. Stay tuned. Because, you know, we´ll all be here post-Easter, too! 

Bizarre

 

Some of these apocalyptic prophecies sound less bizarre now, after the United States and Israel attacked the Iranian regime! Which doesn´t mean they´re true. Of course they´re not. The people in this video may be genuinely insane, but sometimes even the paranoid are persecuted... 

Meanwhile, on another channel...

 

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We´re still here, fam. What did I tell ya? Those addicted to "doom porn" will find some new stuff to consume later this week, just wait. For starters, what happened to 3I/ATLAS??? 

Don´t mess with Dhumravarna!

 

There are so many strange Hindu deities and god-forms. Here is one I never heard about before: Dhumravarna, a form of Ganesha conceptualized as the Supreme Being who appears at the end of the Kali yuga to help Kalki, the tenth avatar of Vishnu?!

Could he please come back sooner, I mean, you know... 

Tetrad

 

There is a "blood moon" (a kind of lunar eclipse) this Tuesday. Doomsdayers on-line are already connecting it with the US attack on the Iranian regime, Gog and Magog, and (surprise) the end of the world as-we-know-it. 

Now, read the articles linked below. They are from 2018, when similar apocalyptic fantasies were projected onto an earlier "blood moon". This because of some apocalyptic-mongering book from 2016 about "a tetrad" of such lunar eclipses.

Point being: we´re still here, and "blood moons" (including their alleged "tetrads") have entirely natural explanations. So no, the world won´t end this time either. Let me guess? The next time there is a bloody eclipse (next year, say) I will have to repost these links to debunk it *again*? 

Blood moon myths and conspiracy theories

Blood Moon will bring about the end of the world TODAY

What is a blood moon?