Karl
Shuker is a maverick biologist who stints as a Fortean writer and researcher.
This book, "Karl Shuker's Alien Zoo" contains his articles for
Fortean Times, a British publication about the unusual, the paranormal and the
plain weird. Shuker's regular features are titled "Alien Zoo" and
"The lost ark". They deal with cryptozoology, but frequently stray
into the realms of folklore, hoaxes and even religion. I didn't know Noah had
to save so many bizarre critters on the ark! Ararat, we have a problem...
Shuker's menagerie of marvels include sqrats (supposed hybrids between rats and
squirrels), the water tiger of Ecuador, transparent catfish, a centipede with
an odd number of legs (all others have an even number of legs), Unidentified
Glowing Objects, snake-headed dogs, 7 foot tall flightless birds in the Mount
Adams area of Washington State (?!), snakes that crows like cockerels, the
Navajo Flying Snake, the Dinosaur Kangaroo and a tasty bird known as the
Müshmurgh. There is also the gigantic Mongolian Death Worm, a fallen creature
if there ever was one.
A staggering amount of sea-monsters have been reported, with names like Hessie,
Messie, Gryttie and Oggy. Any relation to Nessie? Many other cryptids also have
unforgettable names: Altamaha-ha, Makalala, Hantu Jarang Gigi, Ensut-Ensut,
Tsere-Yawá, Öfuguggi, Skeljaskrimsli and Urdaköttur. Don't even ask me what
those are - I don't have the book handy as I speak. OK, I think I remember the
Öfuguggi. It's a dangerous, large cod with forward-pointing fins, stalking the
seas around Iceland. In modern Icelandic, the word apparently means
"pervert". If you are a fish noodler, don't touch!
In Ecuador, the Natives have reported a black panther with black, red, white
and yellow stripes on its chest. Naturally, it's locally known as the rainbow
tiger. In South Africa, the locals have spotted a bizarre beast "yellow in
colour, serpentine in overall form, horse-like head, mane and a body the shape
of a 20-quart barrel". The local cattle are said to have become restless
at the sight of the creature. The gods must be crazy, yes?
Of course, we're not *really* supposed to take any of this at face value - it's
a Fortean book, after all. Even Shuker admits that some of his case files might
be hoaxes. Sometimes the bluff is easy to call. Surely a Loof Lirpa cannot be a
real animal? Read that backwards, slowly! In other cases, the hoax is less
obvious. A reader in Sweden, a certain Malcolm Sewell, claimed that there are
two mysterious thunderbirds in the Swedish woods, known as "kungsörn"
and "slaguggla". In reality, those are the Swedish names for Golden
Eagle and Ural Owl, respectively. No mystery there - if your first language
is Swedish. Luckily, Fortean Times have readers in Scandinavia who pointed out
the joke (or error) to Shuker. As for the mysterious Mr. Sewell, I'm afraid we
have to dispatch an Alien Abduction Team to his little red cottage AND TAKE
CARE OF THE PROBLEM. Kidding...
In fact, many of the "cryptids" mentioned in "Karl Shuker's
Alien Zoo" seem to be creatures of folklore. It seems every area of the
world has its very own big, hairy beast. There are even a few reports from
Britain, including the Shropshire Union Canal Man-Monkey and Old Ned's Devil. I
would like to see the team from "Finding Bigfoot" descend on a small
pub in the British countryside, trying to sniff out Old Ned. Small, hairy,
pygmy-like humans are also common. Trolls? Mermen and mermaids are another
folkloristic classic, spotted both in the oceans and in large inland lakes such
as the Caspian Sea.
Shuker even mentions a couple of cryptids known only from religious legend. The
Book of Mormon, famously or otherwise, talks about "cureloms and
cumoms". No, ma'm, that's not history. In Spain, there used to be a holy
relic of a feather from the wings of the angel Gabriel. Another curious
medieval relic was a piece of skin from the snake in Eden. Apparently, Adam
killed and skinned the snake after the fall?! On a more serious note, Shuker
also discusses a number of early modern paintings which show unknown birds.
(Errol Fuller has produced an entire book about such birds, "Lost Birds of
Paradise".) Even a modern painting by Gaugin might show a bird unknown to
science.
I'm not sure how to rate this nerdbook to end all nerdbooks (something tells me
the average reader is a 15 year old boy), but since it does have a certain entertainment
value, I'll give it four stars. But please don't say I didn't warn you...