Watching for decades

 

This must be some kind of click bait. Nobody can possibly believe this, LOL. 

Come again?

 

The strangest election slogan in Iowa must be Vivek Ramaswamy´s "Save Trump, Vote Vivek". 

Equal opportunity

 

OK, this was funny...

"Our little snowflake": Man kicked out of DeSantis event after handing him participation trophy

The chilling of democracy

 

The cold spell in Iowa is apparently a thing. Several GOP candidates had to cancel campaign events (Vivek´s car even got stuck in the snow), while the Dems seem to have effectively cancelled their caucases altogether. Maybe it´s symbolic somehow that the 2024 elections start off with a mini-Ice Age...

Record-Cold Weather Cancels Candidate Events Ahead of Iowa Caucases

Welcome to Iowa

 

Credit: SeeU@seeu_cosplay (at X)

"Welcome to Iowa caucus night, anon"

Corona-chan has the floor

 

Credit: @yuno_cosplay (at X) 

"Anon, you worry about the cold weather in Iowa on caucus night, but what makes you think the virus is gone, or that both can´t work together with Nikki Haley?"   

Frigid caucus night

 

Four years ago, a bloody virus might have affected the election outcome. This year, it could be the cold weather?!

American democracy at its finest best? 

Iowa forecast predicts frigid caucus night with below-zero temperatures

Äntligen!

Den där världsberömda skitstjärnan Betelgeuse (som är lika svårt att stava eller uttala som Buttigieg) kommer tydligen att explodera á la supernova och sedan försvinna. 

Inte ett ljusår för tidigt om du frågar mig. 

Fast de astrologer som eventuellt tror att detta är signifikant (det kanske tyder på att Buttigieg kan vinna primärvalet?) kommer nog att bli gruvligt besvikna. Det hela är nämligen fake news. 

Stjärnhelvetet kan förvisso explodera senare i år, men det kan också dröja 100,000 år. Typico. For a moment, I thought we would have real fun this year!

Nå, vi kan ju alltid rösta på Buttigieg... 

Mello börjar likna Iowa

Kommer till Mello? 

Okej, nu säger SVT plötsligt att Thorsten Flinck kan få tävla i finalen "om dom fallit" (och han blir dömd till 25 to life, eller vad). Men vad är då poängen med att ta in Jan Johansen? Det här börjar likna röstkaoset i Iowa. Eller röstfusket? Dax för Christer Björkman och Jonas Nordin att rycka ut igen, känns det som. 

Russians in Iowa

Wow, I didn´t know the Russians were this efficient. Now, they have fucked up *all* 1,700 caucuses in Iowa, the evangelical corn field state in Middle Murica. Or has The Donald re-employed Steven Bannon in secret? Everyone knows that Bannon is really a cross between Cyberdyne Systems and the Mandalorian.

If the Dems can´t even fake a primary "election" based on caucuses, how the hell are they going to win against The Man Who Trolled The World in the real presidentials? Sheeesh... 

End the charade already, DNC should simply declare a winner and skip the primaries completely. If they want to go down fightin´, select Bernie. If they want to go down a bit more respectably, select Bloomberg.

Tell the rest of the lot to take a hike in that corn field...