Here is a conspiracy theory I don´t believe in, but if I had been more paranoid, I suppose I would have spread it on the proverbial interwebs.
NASA recently refused to release close footage of the mysterious object 3I/ATLAS. Allegedly! They blame the current government shutdown...
Therefore, the shutdown is the work of a secret cabal which knows The Truth About UFOs And Aliens (and, presumably, free energy and who killed JFK). The real purpose of the Schumer shutdown is to stop NASA from taking the relevant photos while having plausible deniability.
Of course, this also proves that Trump (a.k.a. Q) is Saint Germain in disguise and has a direct psychic link to the Aldebaran star system, where the good aliens dwelleth in perpetual motion & bliss. Or something. But isn´t Trump responsible for the shutdown by refusing to compromise with the Democrats? I haven´t worked that out yet, but either Peter Thiel and J D Vance are evil illegal aliens, or the real Trump is held incommunicado together with the real Biden at Area 51, while the guy in the White House is a clone.
Within weeks, the invasion will begin. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
So that´s my conspiracy theory. How many followers do you think it would get if I posted it somewhere just this moment?
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