A fetish for petunias

Let me guess. The member of the Farley Flower Band are...the worst performing artists in North America?! Some of their truly awful songs can be heard (and seen - sort of) on Youtube, including an ode to the Weeping Willow Tree...

The tree has my sympathy.

Here on Amazon, Mr. Farley and his grand stand band take on the poor little petunias. I've only heard the sneak peak, and hate it already, LOL. Obviously, a petunia-fetishistic turkey shot like this deserves five stars and instantaneous cult stardom.

Oh, and another thing. I won't believe in EVIL-ution until somebody shows me half a Raëlian!