Oh, just shut up

 

- Look, all the fake culture warriors are shouting
about "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" again!
- Yepp. 

A message to all conservative culture warriors who "defend Christmas". In Sweden (the most secularized nation in the world), the Christmas holidays are six non-consecutive days: December 24, 25, 26, 31 plus January 1 and 6. If you´re lucky, I suppose you could get the entire two weeks off. 

In the United States, only December 25 is a holiday. Barely.

Now, how many Republicans are willing to propose a two-week Christmas holiday? Eeeeexactly. So that´s how you´re "defending Christmas", then. I mean, do you even want people to have the day off on Christmas Day itself?! Somebody has to clean the floor after your think tank sullied it during some Christmas party with the donor class. And don´t even get me started on the commercialization of this birthday of Jesus...

As for the Dems...well, they clearly don´t want anyone to have the day off either. Would probably rather replace it with some Woke remembrance day, participation compulsory. Like in Soviet Russia.

So this year, I won´t be listening to any of you guys. I´m having my six non-consecutive days off, though!