| Brood XIX on the attack, and this time IT WANTS TO DESTROY HUMANITY!!! |
Two groups of periodical cicadas, known as Brood XIII and Brood XIX, will soon emerge from their burrows across the Midwest. Which they do every 13 years (Brood XIX) or every 17 years (Brood XIII). Every 221 years, the two broods emerge together ("dual emergence").
Literally trillions of cicadas will swarm across 16 American states, driving people nuts with their nut-like stench or bugging them by simply being around. The nutty bug plague will last for months...until the creatures bug out, or are eaten by predators.
Not sure how this will affect the primary election cycle, or whether there are apocalyptic prophecies about Abbadon and Apollyon connected to this. Personally, I´m more worried about locusts than about true bugs, so there´s that, I suppose.
Still, it´s good to know that won´t be any shortage of cicada burgers for the vegans this spring!
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