Friday, December 22, 2023

The dimwit range

 


According to a very strange YouTube definition of atheism, you can be an atheist even if you believe in green-purple unicorns of magnificently large size espousing magical powers...provided you don´t believe in God. Or was it "God or gods"? And how the heck is a levitating unicorn of the greenish-purple disposition not ay god, per say? 

The consequences of such a view are truly staggering. For instance, 100% of Tibetans are atheists. I mean, who knew? The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution was actually a conflict between two wings of militant atheism. Also, have you heard about the New Age atheists in California? Not sure what the Skeptic movement have against them, LOL. Damn sectarians!!

The Stone Age was atheist, too. I mean, didn´t their shamans actually communicate with green-lilac unicorns of mastodont size? Or were these truly extraordinary magical beings really yellow-beige? And they weren´t gods, remember. Cuz reasons. 

The dimwit range, agent Cooper, is a strange and beautiful place. 

 

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