Decaf? Over my dead, shaking body!

OK, I admit it. My name is Ashtar and I'm a caffeine-oholic.

I'm so addicted to caffeine, that I have to drink coffee before going to sleep, otherwise I *can't* sleep.

You heard me. I mean, what's wrong with this picture? Sometimes, I wake up around 3.30 AM, shaking like a leaf in a storm, not knowing what hit me. It's because I haven't been drinking coffee, stupid!

As you might imagine, I consider decaf to be the most silly invention in world history, with the possible exception of beer without alcohol (!). Several people have kindly informed me, that decaf is for those who like the taste of coffee, but don't like to get stoned by the caffeine.

I beg you pardon? Are there people who actually *like* the taste of coffee????

Let's get this one straight. Coffee doesn't taste good. It tastes like...well, the moderator won't let me tell you. It's only redeeming quality is the caffeine.

You Americans are a strange breed. You live in slivers, celebrate incomprehensible holidays such as "Halloween" and "Labor Day", and...drink decaf.

Well, at least you vote Democrat. Always something.