A review of "Constantine", featuring Keanu Reeves.
Is this movie a joke? A psychic guy running around in
LA, killing demons with a crucifix-shaped gun. At one point, he kills a whole
bunch with the aid of holy water...coming out from the sprinkler system! A
Black voodoo priest called Papa Diavolo or something to that effect. Lucifer is
on bad terms with his own son, named Mammon. The archangel Gabriel has a fall
out with God and looses his wings. And no-no-no, you can't commit suicide,
because if you do, you automatically go to Hell. Chain smoking is another sure
method. And Heaven looks like...the Manhattan skyline!
Once again, is this a joke?
"Men in Black II" were better.
Once again, is this a joke?
"Men in Black II" were better.
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