Please send them to Eurovision

We actually liked Erasure during the 1980's. Their albums, which constantly spewed forth singles. Vince Clarke, who had formed three bands. Or were they four? Andy Bell, who tried to sound like Alison Moyet, and who was obviously gay. Did I mention the constant single releases?

In reality, Erasure was crap. What on earth were we thinking?

Yazoo were innovative. Even the Assembly was innovative. But Erasure? They sound like some wayward British entry to the Eurovision Song Contest! Indeed, I'm surprised they never represented "the United Kingdom". I'm sure they could have won it, forcing the BBC to organize the contest somewhere in Brighton.

No, we are not amused...