Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Bribe the tiger




I love cat food. Cats should eat a lot of it. The more, the better. That way, they won't run around outdoors, threatening the local wildlife. Just the other day, I saw two cats sneaking around the woods outside "my" place of work. One of them even looked at me in an obviously threatening manner. A clear and present danger to the cute little Tree Sparrows and Wagtails, if you ask me! (And to people, too.)

Cats aren't truly domesticated. Deep inside, they are still tigers. No, keep them indoors, make 'em fat, lazy and contended. Like Garfield! This cat food is perfect, since it tastes like chicken and turkey. That way, the real birds can feel safe and be sound.

Buy Fancy Feat Gourmet Cat Food! Save a Tree Sparrow today!

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