Sunday, November 10, 2019

The immortality of the common cockchafer



Peacock: Ashtar Command, that crazy blogger in Swedish Lapland, claims that I´m the result of orthogenesis. I assumed I was your finest special creation!

Krishna: Nah, my finest creation is the common cockchafer. As for you, you´re a product of sexual selection, not orthogenesis...

Deer: Makes sense, Lord Krishna, makes perfect sense!


3 comments:

  1. Cockchafer??? That does it, I´m calling Rudra. Vaikhunta will be blown sky high in no time!

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  2. How the hell are you going to call "Rudra", you puny little blogger?

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  3. I got Tantric powers, anon, I got Tantric powers...

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