So the US State Department offers 10 million dollars to whoever has information on the whereabouts of Mojtaba Khamenei, the newly selected Supreme Leader of Iran.
Darn.
I *really* could use 10 million dollars (I assume I can make my payments in American currency rather than yuan in Western Europe?), but unfortunately I´m not privy to bro Mojtaba´s bug out location.
So I suppose I have to weather the new oil crisis in the usual way. By cutting back my candy consumption. Yeah, really.
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