Sunday, September 9, 2018

Come on, it's just a skunk ape



Killer or just filler? In this episode of "MonsterQuest", the producers decide to investigate the bizarre rumour that feral killer chimps lurk in the swamps of Florida, which apparently has an environment similar to that of southern Mali, where chimpanzees are thriving.

The rumour is obviously unfounded.

As pointed out by the experts interviewed on the show, an escaped pet chimp or zoo chimp doesn't know how to survive in the wild, and would instead keep close to human habitat to steal food, find company, etc. Since adult chimpanzees are extremely dangerous, this would cause potentially fatal attacks on humans. The program contains scary interviews with victims of chimp attacks, but please note that these were recently escaped animals, not feral ones hiding in the underbrush. In Florida, however, there have apparently been no reports of chimpanzees trying to steal food from local house-owners, or mauling them. So what are people actually seeing? Probably misidentified native animals.

Ironically, there *is* an unknown animal or "cryptid" supposedly living in the swamps of the southern United States. It is, of course, the swamp ape or skunk ape, the Cajun version of Bigfoot. I know its prohibité to explain one unknown with another, but unless we are dealing with werewolves or mermen pretending to be chimpish just to annoy the local anomalists, I say what people are seeing should really be featured on "Finding Bigfoot" rather than on another boring, inconclusive episode of "MonsterQuest"... :P

PS. This product has been misidentified by Amazon. It's a DVD, not a toy!

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