This actually was my 1000th review on Amazon, posted on July 13, 2012. The book I pretended to review was titled "Extreme Birds: The World´s Most Extraordinary and Bizarre Birds" by Dominic Couzens.
This is my 1000th review here on Amazon. I took me six years to reach this
point.
I know that most of my fans would really want to know how I look like. Well, I hate to admit it but...that's me, on the cover of this book.
Sure thing, I know you are disappointed. You expected me to be a cool, tanned, 20-something Latino with a gorgeous body. In reality, I'm an ugly, middle-aged, jaded liberal living in Sweden. I'm very near-sighted, too.
In order to get some extra bucks, I posed for Mr. Couzens in the belief that the book would be about the plight of the Swedish middle-aged male. Instead, he put my portrait on the cover of this bird book. Apparently, I resemble a shoebill...
Well, thank you.
I expect to write my 2000th review around AD 2018. Get a life? Why? I mean, you've seen my portrait, what would you have done?
I know that most of my fans would really want to know how I look like. Well, I hate to admit it but...that's me, on the cover of this book.
Sure thing, I know you are disappointed. You expected me to be a cool, tanned, 20-something Latino with a gorgeous body. In reality, I'm an ugly, middle-aged, jaded liberal living in Sweden. I'm very near-sighted, too.
In order to get some extra bucks, I posed for Mr. Couzens in the belief that the book would be about the plight of the Swedish middle-aged male. Instead, he put my portrait on the cover of this bird book. Apparently, I resemble a shoebill...
Well, thank you.
I expect to write my 2000th review around AD 2018. Get a life? Why? I mean, you've seen my portrait, what would you have done?
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